GUEST POST WEEK: superfan friday- part one

[We amateur wrestling analysts and mickey takers can sometimes get caught up in dissecting wrestling to such an extent that we forget just why we started watching it in the first place. So we decided that Friday of this Guest Post Week would be handed over to a few superfans. This first post is by two ladies from the North of England, who wanted to provide a little reminder of why they love the wrestling community. Following this we’re posting a note we received from a Matt Hardy fan who’s taken issue with Andrew’s constant MH bashing. For now, we hand over to the girls. – Ray]

First off we should introduce ourselves. One of us is Lainy. One of us is Nikki. We’re best friends and attend countless wrestling events together. We’re both over the age of 25 and we both LOVE professional wrestling. We met each other in around 1999 on the web, via a Jeff Hardy fan site. Yes, you read that right. We met through our love of Jeff Hardy of Hardy Boyz fame! Those of you who have only recently just met us might be a little bit shocked by that as we do give the Hardy brothers a lot of crap nowadays, but initially, all those years ago, we were both Hardy fangirls. We were invited, by Ray, to write a blog for Wrestlegasm this week while the usual staff are taking a break. So here we are!

We have decided to blog about how wrestling brings people together and the friendships we have built through being wrestling fans. Although we knew each other from around 1999 we didn’t actually meet in person until 2004, but since then we have attended countless wrestling events together, met many different people, and had lots of fun. Wrestling seems to be in our blood, and it devours all of our hard-earned cash, but it’s what makes us US.

Attending events is programmed into us, we book our annual leave around wrestling tours and we book our actual holidays around major wrestling events. However, going to the events is not the only thing we love about wrestling. The build up a few weeks beforehand, and the count down to the actual event is something that gets our blood pumping. From when we arrive at the location, usually the night before, to when we leave the morning after, it’s all part of the experience. Staying in the town/city an event is being held in the following night is also something that we love to do. You will, more often than not, meet a whole bunch of people who are staying in the same hotel as you, for the exact same reason as you. You all have the same thing in common, which means you can walk into the hotel bar and have a random conversation about Smackdown with a random person you’ve not met before. You can almost guarantee that the person you were chatting about Smackdown with will remember you the next time there is an event on in this town and a passing hello and possibly a quick chat about what’s happening in the world of wrestling will follow.

There are one or two people that we always bump into and exchange pleasantries with, and there are one or two people that we will always make a point of meeting up with if we are in the same town. The friendships that we have built from simply being wrestling fans are second to none, and we wouldn’t change them for the world. Knowing that there is someone else who loves the sport as much as you do, without the usual patronising comments of “You do know it’s fake?” being thrown into the conversation is something that we cherish. We are wrestling fans, we love wrestling, and we have wrestling to thank for many of the strong bonds and friendships that we share today.

In finishing, we would just like to say, if anyone wants to meet us for drinks before or after any events, they really should give us a holler! We would love to catch up with you and get to know the people behind the screens and keyboards!


the dirtiest job on the internet

It’s a dirty job being a wrestling fan.  It’s an even filthier form of voluntary employment when you decide you’re going to set up a blog or website where you write about wrestling several times a week.  Justifying your devotion to a product most people don’t understand is not easy. I think that’s why wrestling fans band together so tightly and have such a close knit community. Once you get it, once you have a grip on the terminology, once you fully understand why it’s ok that they’re pulling the punches, you’re in the club. Meeting fellow wrestling fans is like skipping the pleasantries. You can just jump to a common place of understanding.

If you’re reading this I suspect you are a regular WWE viewer. If not, why are you here? No, really, I’m curious. Let me know. Be honest, how many times has someone scoffed at the fact that you watch wrestling.  Loads, right? I wish I had a tenner for every time someone had said “Huh-huh-huh you know it’s not real don’t you, sweetheart?”  What? Really? You shattered my  dreams. Oh My God, I totally thought Triple H was away from the ring because Randy Orton put him in hospital. WANKERS! Sorry, but I can’t stand it when people who know nothing about wrestling try to tell ME all about it

I get even more wound up when they take the piss out of the fact that I’m a woman who enjoys wrestling. “Huh-huh-huh you only watch it to gawp at the blokes’ arses don’t you, darlin’. ” Erm, it’s a bonus, but NO, I watch it because I love it for the amazing athleticism and the entertainment value. The hot men are a really nice addition. TOSSERS!

This week’s Monday Night Raw really tested my mettle as a WWE super-fan. What has now been dubbed the ‘Denver Debacle’ took a trashy turn and I wasn’t even sure I wanted to recap Raw this week out of protest. But there were a few gems of brilliance, so I’ll recap them separately in one of my raw(lite) posts tomorrow. So yes, the Denver Debacle.


I know everyone is all caught up by now, but basically Raw was supposed to be live from Denver this week. Unfortunately, a ‘real sport’ (basketball) decided it needed the Pepsi Center for the 4th game in the NBA Play-Offs. Obviously, this was a double booking of epic proportions and a little shameful on the part of the Nuggets’ management for having no faith in their team.  I really think the NBA should have made alternative arrangements, but that wasn’t to be. They had the power to boot Raw out of the arena, and they did.

I don’t normlly shake my pom-poms for basketball. Two reasons. The first is that I hold a grudge against my PE teacher in high school who told me “Rachel, rwyt ti’n chwarae pel-fasged yn dda iawn ond rwyt ti’n rhi fur i ymuno â’r tîm.” BITCH! And for those of you who don’t speak Welsh she said “Rachel, you’re very good at playing baskeball but you’re too short to join the team.” BITCH! I also hate the general thuggery of the NBA. The fact that young boys aspire to this shallow, materialistic, arrogant lifestyle makes me feel a little sickly and it detracts from the actual athletics.  When I took part in the college bracketology thing in March I chose my teams based on location, school colours and how cute the mascot animal is. Anyway, what I’m trying to demonstrate is that I don’t care about basketball or the NBA Play-offs. Mission accomplished.


Gayest mascot in college. (Sorry, Pat)

Now, despite the fact that WWE lost this particular battle, the whole thing could have been handled in a professional business-like manner, right? No. Not according to Vince McMahon. He could have just sued Stan Kroenke’s ass for all it’s worth. Nope. He turned the whole thing in to a giant, puff-ball of promotional crap that made wrestling appear ridiculous and made wrestling fans look like unintelligent morons.  Basketball, American Football, Hockey and Baseball rolled their eyes, shook their heads and basked in the validity of their own sports.

Forced out of the Pepsi Center, WWE could have moved to Invesco Field so that the good people of Denver could still see the show they paid for. They could have moved to a town nearby so that those who already had tickets would have had the opportunity of travelling a reasonably short distance to the show. They could have taken operations to MSG, who offered to house them. But going to New York, staying in Denver or moving to a nearby town would not ‘damage’ the Denver Nuggets. Instead of being grown, professional  adults and doing what was best for the fans, WWE chose the low road and played childish games that nobody found particularly entertaining. I can’t believe I’m saying this, because I whole-heartedly advocate not taking wrestling too seriously……but SERIOUSLY, WWE, GROW THE FUCK UP!

I knew things were going to be bad when Vince appeared on ESPN waving a Kobe jersey and challenging Kroenke to a steel cage match the week previous.


This week’s Monday Night Raw was held at the Staples Center in LA. Home of the Lakers. The first 15 minutes (minimum) of the show were spent with Vince supposedly humiliating a bad E. Stan Kroenke lookalike in the ring. The only thing that may have made it mildly funnier would hve been if they’d had John Cena dressed like Kroenke. The lookalike they hired looked kind of like an ugly version of John’s George Peppard from his Bad, Bad Man music video.

And d’you know what the ultimate insult was? The fact that the E in E. Stan Kroenke stands for Enus. Enus sounds like……. And THAT’S the joke. Vince McMahon almost said penis. OH MY GOD, he nearly used an anatomical term on TV. You know who finds that funny? 10 year old boys. And Lakers fans. Why would they complain? They get some wrestling they didn’t expect to have and they get two hours oF bagging out their basketball enemies. Perfect. For them.

For those of us watching at home it was painful.  The Jack Nicholson, David Stern and Jerry Buss lookalikes in the crowd were silly and getting the heels to wrestle the good guys wearing Nuggets (BOO) and Lakers (YAY) jerseys in one big brawl at the end of the show looked so ridiculous I almost couldn’t watch.

Thankfully, the middle parts of Raw were passable and there were even a couple of wrestlegam moments. Yes. REALLY. But I’ll save them for tomorrow. Something to look forward to.

Just a final message for Mr. McMahon – the WWE Universe (as you have branded us) is loyal and forgiving. We want high standard wrestling and compelling storylines. No more bullshit. I can’t keep trying to explain how awesome the WWE is to people who don’t get it when all I’m trying to defend is pettiness I don’t even believe in myself.



PS>  I wouldn’t normally do this, but in the interest of solidarity against bullshit you should read this. It’s a humorous look at the XBA Vince jokingly promised to deliver. Genius little piece of writing.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and scrub myself clean. Not for continuing to promote WWE, but for actually plugging a post written by my arch enemies in comedy. Eww, I feel dirty.