In honour of the glorious guest hosting job executed by Freddie Prinze Jr this week, I’m launching a new feature, ripping-off the title of one of his most well known cinematic successes. Actually, I was already going to do this anyway. It just had a different name.
One of the things I enjoy most about running this blog through WordPress is that every time someone Googles something that leads them to my gate, the dashboard tells me which search term they chucked in to Google. I suppose it’s there to help me target my audience more accurately. However, what it really delivers is major hilarity (and a few shudders).
I don’t know who these people are, where in the world they live or even why they Googled the combination of words they did, but they sure are curious. I have learnt a great deal from this snazzy little dashboard feature. I have discovered that a huge number of people want to see wrestlers naked. Maryse and Dolph Ziggler seem to top that particular category. Yes, Ziggler. Who knew he was so popular? A surprising number of people seem to have a penchant for wrestlers’ bare feet. Eve Torres’ feet are extremely popular.(?) I learnt that the WWE Universe is DESPERATE to buy the Hart Dynasty t-shirt. They need it! BADLY! And, well, let’s just say that if I knew who these people were, there are a couple I’d be reporting to the police. You should be ashamed. Seriously. I’m not even kidding.
Still, there are some weird and wonderful ones, which I plan on bringing you from time to time. So, sit back, enjoy and don’t judge too harshly. Next time, it could be yoooou. “Ted DiBiase Boner” might even have been ME! Ok, it wasn’t. But that word comes up an AWFUL lot. Possibly every day. Seems that everyone loves when wrestlers get a rise in their trunks.
Here’s the first inductee in to the Wrestlegasm Dashboard Hall of Fame:
Alright, why the hell would you need to know the answer to this question? We’ve all searched for random stuff we might be slightly embarrassed by. But, dude. Seriously. I cannot imagine any situation in life, unless you’re Triple H, where knowing the answer to this mental conundrum might come in handy. Hey, I bet if she IS ticklish you could totally use that info to lure her away from her giant hunk of a husband. Really. Try it.
I dare you, and anyone else who fancies a challenge, to go up to Triple H and ask him if his wife is ticklish. Go on! Do it! Please note: I take no legal responsibility for paying your bail bond or your medical expenses if he puts you in a full body cast and has you carted off in the back of a cop-car. He, allegedly, lost his temper with some fans who simply asked for his autograph in Starbucks, so good luck with that.
In the interest of research, I stuck this particular search term in to see what came up. To my surprise/disgust, there are forums to discuss such matters, regional groups which meet regularly, and, ummm, then it started getting in to an area that made me feel uncomfortable and a little bit bilious, so I hit the X in the corner and left well alone.
I don’t have the answer to this question, so this person was probably super disappointed when they found themselves here, surrounded by an excessive collection of CM Punk, Chris Jericho and John Cena screencaps. But, I guarantee that should this vital piece of information arrive by carrier pigeon at the Wrestlegasm news desk, I’ll be sure to inform the readers straight away. Now turn off your laptop, tickle- googler, and get back to your science homework. Lady McMahon’s skin sensitivity will still be out there on the interwebz tomorrow.