Regular members of the public may not realise this, but once you are a proven purveyor of LOLZ you are given access to a secret administrative network of Comedy Communication Services, allowing one to communicate with other self-proclaimed comedians without having to use the mail service used by unfunny mortals. Yesterday, the CCS postie hand delivered me the memo below from the fellas at LOL, Wresslin’. I scanned it for your convenience.
Looks like battle will have to continue, folks. I’m not so desperate for them to worship me that I’m willing to go transgender. Although, I think I’d rather have a prosthetic penis attached than wear those blue space shoes. Yeuch!
Apart from being able to recall the theme tunes to all race-tracks on Mario Kart 64 and do a particularly impressive impression of Luigi (Amma Luiiiigi, naam-ba one!) I don’t think I’m nerdy enough for these boys. It’s lonely being this cool.
I might have amazing photoshop skills but I’m not so crash hot at video production. Fail.
As for having an eye for detail, I do make an attempt at proof reading my stuff several times before publication, but I am a chronic sufferer of Blepharitis and sometimes my inflamed eyelids cause me to miss things. (Mmm, eye disease is so sexy.)
I do actually have thousands of fans who visit wrestlegasm.com every day. They’re just the strong, silent types and don’t feel like leaving comments. I respect their decision.
Ummm…if I’ve refused to switch nationalities for my (Michigan born, Tennessee resident) boyfriend, I certainly won’t be doing it for anyone else. As for Texas and Jersey….. Texas is the state of disappointment (everything ISN’T bigger) and if the smell that comes through the train windows on the journey from Princeton to Penn Station is anything to go by, I’ll have to pass on New Jersey too.
PS> There’s no reason why the innocent man at Botchamania should get caught in the crossfire of Blog War 09, so please DO visit him often. It is AMAZING. Why? Because British people create the most awesome wrestle-comedy content on the internet….and, well, what they said.