Category Archives: Crotch Watch

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO US!

Posted on March 22, 2010 by

So this is it. A whole year of Wrestlegasming. Pretty cool, eh? Set the fireworks off, send me expensive gifts  and drink champagne til you feel too tipsy to walk home. Technically, I didn’t purchase the Wrestlegasm URL until 11th … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew's Posts, Audio Posts, Birthdays, CM Punk, Cool Britannia Week, Crotch Watch, Matt Striker, WWE | Tagged , | 5 Comments

royal rumble voicemail – LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN

Posted on January 17, 2010 by

The one where I plug my collaborative live Royal Rumble blog with LOL, Wresslin’, announce that Crotch Watch is taking a very long hiatus, mention the forthcoming one-year anniversary of Wrestlegasm and say “cool” and “ummm” way too much. Someone … Continue reading →

Posted in ANNOUNCEMENTS, Audio Posts, Barri Griffiths, Crotch Watch, Live Blogs, PPV, Royal Rumble, WALES, WWE | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

crotch watch: brand new decade edition

Posted on January 3, 2010 by

I’ve been getting  a steady stream of requests for a new edition of Crotch Watch for some time. I, in turn, have promised to write it and have (predictably) failed. Nothing to do with the subject matter, you understand. Although, … Continue reading →

Posted in CM Punk, Crotch Watch, ECW, John Morrison, Matt Striker, Randy Orton, Raw, Sheamus, Shelton Benjamin, Ted DiBiase Jnr, The Miz, William Regal, Zack Ryder | Tagged , , , , | 3 Comments

hell in a cell: suspense? what’s that?

Posted on October 9, 2009 by

Remember when I skipped recapping Breaking Point because I ran out of time and people got upset with me for ignoring the opportunity to salivate over the Cena/Orton gay-fest? And remember when I said everything would be ok because there … Continue reading →

Posted in Crotch Watch, Hell in a Cell, PPV, WWE | Tagged , , | 12 Comments

crotch watch: it’s been a long time, baby

Posted on September 16, 2009 by

It’s been quite some time since the last edition of Crotch Watch and judging by some of the emails I’ve been getting, it’s long overdue. Also, lovely Abby is getting married on Saturday and I’m giving her a final chance … Continue reading →

Posted in Alicia Fox, CM Punk, Crotch Watch, John Morrison, Maria Kanellis, Melina, Natalya, Randy Orton, The Miz | Tagged , , | 10 Comments

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Posted on August 16, 2009 by

As I have mentioned before, finding time to update this blog can sometimes be tricky. But I can guarantee you that it’s never far from my mind. This was never more evident than this Wednesday night when I actually created … Continue reading →

Posted in CM Punk, Crotch Watch, Gail Kim, Kelly-Kelly, Randy Orton, The Miz | Tagged | 7 Comments

crotch watch: it’s back….and bigger

Posted on August 3, 2009 by

While I was touring America, I received a request. Ha. ‘Touring America’ sounds like I’m a rock star. Only in my head, kids. Only in my head. Anyway, yes, the request went like this: …and because I’m all about giving … Continue reading →

Posted in CM Punk, Crotch Watch, Dolph Ziggler, Smackdown, WWE | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

night of champions: swagger of a college kid

Posted on July 30, 2009 by

Alright, so, before I get in to the matches let me just say…. POOR. PERFORMANCE. PHILADELPHIA. What was with that crowd?  They bearly managed to lift out of their seats until Jeff Hardy started Swantoning all over the place. And … Continue reading →

Posted in America, Big Show, Carlito, Chris Jericho, Christian, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Crotch Watch, Dolph Ziggler, Edge, Jack Swagger, Jeff Hardy, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, John Cena, Kofi Kingston, Legacy, Man-Hug Moment, Maria Kanellis, Maryse, Melina, Michelle McCool, Mickie James, MVP, Night of Champions, PPV, Primo, Randy Orton, Raw, Referees, Rey Mysterio, Smackdown, Ted DiBiase Jnr, The Miz, Tommy Dreamer, Triple H, Women's Issues, WWE | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

smackdown(lite): eh-men

Posted on June 25, 2009 by

After the ridiculous dramatics of Trump Buys Raw, I was looking forward to the understated genius that is Smackdown. To kick things off, Josh Matthews decided to hold an in-ring interview with Jeff Hardy.  First, Josh reminded him of his … Continue reading →

Posted in Alicia Fox, Charlie Haas, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Crotch Watch, Cryme Tyme, Dolph Ziggler, Edge, Eve Torres, Great Khali, Jeff Hardy, John Morrison, Josh Matthews, JR, Layla, Maria Kanellis, Melina, Michelle McCool, R-Truth, Rey Mysterio, Ricky Ortiz, Shelton Benjamin, Smackdown, The Bash, Todd Grisham, Women's Issues | Tagged , , | 3 Comments