Monthly Archives: March 2010

raw(lite): shocked. used. aroused.

Posted on March 21, 2010 by

I’ve mentioned many a time that I started watching wrestling during the Attitude Era, so any return visit to the WWE from Stone Cold Steve Austin holds quite the thrill. There’s nothing like the sound of smashing glass to evoke … Continue reading →

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smackdown(lite): meh, i changed my mind

Posted on March 19, 2010 by

It’s difficult to know where to start with last week’s Smackdown. It was pretty great and I don’t really want to take the mickey  out of it. Then again, I wouldn’t be much of an ace comedy-wrestling-blogger if I didn’t. … Continue reading →

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nxt episode 3: crushcrushcrush

Posted on March 16, 2010 by

Before we go any further, I would like to apologise in advance as this will be shorter and much less impressive than you may expect or be used to (please, feel free to add your own joke here.) I’m feeling … Continue reading →

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raw(lite): #McMahonWin

Posted on March 14, 2010 by

Apparently, TNA iMPACT! now broadcasts on a Monday night in the US. They also broadcast at the same time as Raw. The internet went schizo over it on Monday, then felt deflated by it all on Tuesday. Would you like … Continue reading →

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Posted on March 10, 2010 by

John Morrison loves a good hug. He’s an easy-going fellow who never backs away from an opportunity to show some love.  He even appears in the banner for this segment. Remember when he was separated from his man-friend The Miz … Continue reading →

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smackdown(lite): no cbeebies for a week

Posted on March 9, 2010 by

I’m starting to worry about Edge. He has become completely obsessed with saying the word ‘spear’. Either that or he’s on some kind of commission and gets a tenner every time he says it. Do you know how many times … Continue reading →

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episode 2: in which our hero’s NXT “krush” gets into it’s “groove”

Posted on March 8, 2010 by

NXT Week 2, and after last week’s episode the pressure was really on to deliver another great show. Did they manage it? Let’s have a look. After a video recap of last weeks debut show, this episode opened with Jennifer … Continue reading →

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raw(lite): eww, eww and phew

Posted on March 7, 2010 by

I wasn’t looking forward to this week’s Raw. The idea of a Cheech and Chong hosted show almost made me skip it. But this is the Road to Wrestlemania, and skipping shows at this time of year would be kind … Continue reading →

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smackdown(lite): persimmon vs african cucumber

Posted on March 5, 2010 by

Last week’s Smackdown kicked off with Chris Jericho whining about how Edge had stolen his thunder on the previous week’s show. Then Edge came out to do it all over again and Matt Striker suggested that Jericho looked so furious … Continue reading →

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Posted on March 4, 2010 by

First off, some sad news. I’m afraid Crotch Watch is now officially gone. I know you were all hoping I’d change my mind, but I’ve flipped the switch on the life support machine and have bid my tearful farewells. Don’t … Continue reading →

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