Monthly Archives: December 2009

smackdown(lite): a victorian lady’s diary

Dear readers, I implore you to excuse my abominable scrawl, but I write with some lamentable news. I was gravely distracted from my schedule on this most crisp of December days and found myself viewing a popular play named Cranford … Continue reading

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raw(lite): violets and maidens

I didn’t see the first hour of this week’s Raw. It was my last night in America and I was out with my young man stuffing my face with delicious Banana Cream Cheesecake. And for those of you with impossibly … Continue reading

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GUEST POST: cutting a promo for beginners

[What up, Wrestlegasmers? As you know from my last post, I'm back in the country and have been recovering from a hellish couple of days of travelling. After a lovely Christmas Day with the family I'm just about over that, … Continue reading

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xmas round-up

Sooo I am indeed back in Britain and making an attempt at recapping the past week or so’s wrestling events. I can’t promise it’ll be any good but considering a) It’s Christmas Eve  b) I had the travel-day from hell … Continue reading

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just jingling your bells

If you’re all sad about the lack of posts at WG this week, don’t cry. I’ll be back soon. How much I catch up with and how much I skip is still to be determined.  I may just skip everything, give you … Continue reading

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smackdown(lite): monster love

This week’s Smackdown began with some shilling. Batista’s got a new t-shirt and so he came out sporting the Randy Orton look. Dave was also in a selfish mood, letting the crowd know that he couldn’t care less about their … Continue reading

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andrew’s ecw(lite): i want fight sex man!

I watched this week’s ECW at approximately 37,000ft on a 52” HD TV, sat in the plush leather seats of my private jet, while chowing down on the finest cuisine imaginable and sipping on the most expensive champagne on earth. Sorry, … Continue reading

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raw(lite): the seven year itch

I watched this week’s Raw at approximately 37,000ft on a 52” HD TV, sat in the plush leather seats of my private jet, while chowing down on the finest cuisine imaginable and sipping on the most expensive champagne on earth. … Continue reading

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andrew’s ecw(lite): the revenge!

Well, first of all I wanted to say thanks for all the nice comments from people regarding last week’s blog (although I’m sure they were more from fear of Ray than any admiration for my “talent”).  Here’s a second look … Continue reading

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pre-christmas voicemail

I thought I might leave you a very brief pre-Christmas message, just because I know you miss my accent so much. I totally forgot to mention Matt Striker as The Dean. Oh well. You know how I feel about him … Continue reading

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