Monthly Archives: October 2009

raw(lite): lady bosses

Posted on October 17, 2009 by

This week’s Raw started with Chris Jericho; feisty, shirtless and announcing that at Bragging Rights there would be a special tag-match where seven of the Smackdown roster would go against seven of the Raw roster in the tag match to … Continue reading →

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smackdown(lite): pork ribs and broken hearts

Posted on October 16, 2009 by

At last week’s Smackdown, we were still reeling from the tumultuous events of the Hell in a Cell PPV. ha. Teddy Long was brimming with excitement, but that excitement was soon stomped out by CM Punk, who was most unhappy … Continue reading →

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i love, i love, i love my ca-len-dar boyyyy

Posted on October 15, 2009 by

I give WWE Retail their props for the sheer volume of superstar emblazoned goodies they pump out on a weekly basis. I don’t know how I’d sleep at night if I didn’t have my Randy Orton gas mask throw blanket. … Continue reading →

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it’s check-mate! but i’m not sure who won

Posted on October 13, 2009 by

I feel like I need a good rant.  And since this is the only blog I’m using at the moment, you get to be at the business end of my pent up personal frustration. You should brag to your friends … Continue reading →

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raw(lite): just drank some acid

Posted on October 11, 2009 by

Americans seem to have strong feelings towards the Pittsburgh Steelers. They are one of those Marmite teams. Personally, I don’t mind them. Apart from their stupid towel swirling.  The New England Patriots, however, can rot in hell. I was quite … Continue reading →

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hell in a cell: suspense? what’s that?

Posted on October 9, 2009 by

Remember when I skipped recapping Breaking Point because I ran out of time and people got upset with me for ignoring the opportunity to salivate over the Cena/Orton gay-fest? And remember when I said everything would be ok because there … Continue reading →

Posted in Crotch Watch, Hell in a Cell, PPV, WWE | Tagged , , | 12 Comments

girliest post ever. sue me.

Posted on October 6, 2009 by

I may have taken a beating from my supposed comedy allies yesterday, pffft, but I also received a brilliant gift from one of Wrestlegasm’s loyal footsoldiers, Jenna.  Whenever you’re down, there’s always something on YouTube to turn things around. This … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Mickie James, WWE, YouTube Goodness | 10 Comments

GUEST POST: Courtesy of LOL, Wresslin

Posted on October 5, 2009 by

[It's a tough gig running a wrestle comedy blog all by oneself. There's nobody to bounce ideas and jokes off and nobody to cover when real jobs get too busy to blog. Sad times. So I figured it would be … Continue reading →

Posted in Guest Posts, I Know What You Did Last Google, WWE | 6 Comments

smackdown(lite): beyond a wrestlegasm

Posted on October 4, 2009 by

Bostonnnnnnn!  Teeeeeeaaaa! Partyyyyyyyy! Ok, not the middle one. Yes, folks, ten years of down being smacked. Or is it smack being downed? Either way, it was time for a celebration. This week, the matches were purely incidental. The real action came … Continue reading →

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raw(lite): super cena scales the cell

Posted on October 4, 2009 by

This week it was party-time at WWE. Not to be outdone by Smackdown and its tenth birthday celebrations, Raw kicked off in MVP’s V.I.P Lounge. This week’s special guest was Mark Henry.  Now, I don’t claim to be a wine … Continue reading →

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